Kimmel KILLS Leno, Conan lame ducks, Letterman's "I told you so," Fallon's a company man, & Fergurson should be KNIGHTED= http://sn.im/u3cn8

RIP: Longtime Fellini co-writer/collaborator Tullio Pinelli dead at 100. Obituary link (NYT w/subscription via AV Club) = http://tr.im/higL

Suite Bar kicks ass + Drag Wars= fierce. Now off to Skinny in LES to pal w/ Michael T!

Rob Brezsny's Free Will Astrology for this week. FINALLY, no homework for me AND happy happy joy joy in store! http://tr.im/hg6x

Mailing eleventy packages then scouting my local library branch.

I've thrown 25 TG parties in 3+ years in CT and never used Myspace to pimp event invites to my friend's list. TILL NOW. [Maniacal Laughter]

Thank Zeus she's not pulling a Harper Lee: Audrey Niffenegger's second novel in Fall 2009; $5 mil advance = http://tr.im/hdSA